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Sunday, July 27, 2014

BREAKING: Gerbil Released from Mysterious Captivity

"Gird your loins!" suggests Longines.

BREAKING: White House Correspondent Rumored to Become Golf Commentator



Wall Street Gerbil Breaking: White House Correspondent Rumored to Become Golf Commentator



The Wall Street Gerbil has learned White House Correspondent Mark Knoller has interviewed for a commentator position with Golf TV. "Given all the golfing Obama has done during his presidency, Mark really has had ample opportunity to become quite an insightful golf expert," says our source. Knoller has not responded to multiple Gerbil requests for comment.