Lady Gaga Foundation to Promote Madonna Covers

Lady Gaga at a news conference this Thursday announcing her new Born This Way Foundation.  Madonna responds in kind.  PHOTO SOURCES: All This is That; Just Jared

At a press conference in New York's Meatpacking District earlier today, Lady Gaga announced the creation of her new Born This Way Foundation.  "The foundation will support struggling, mugged singers in their quest to rip off and repackage Madonna songs, just like I did with Born This Way," chirped Gaga gleefully.  "I'm a real humanitarian!"

"I don't think she's ever looked better," reports Longines.  "I mean, her face was all wrapped up.  Almost all of her nose was hidden.  It was fabulous!"  Mac Hamilton disagrees: "I can still see the tip of her snout, and that's enough."

The Gerbil reached out to Madonna for comment and received a terse one word response: "Tranny."