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Monday, January 16, 2012

IN BRIEF: Golden Globe Glow Graces Hollywood Gentry

Wall Street Gerbil In Brief: Golden Globe Glow Graces Hollywood Gentry
The world's greatest actors gathered tonight at the Golden Globe Awards, the annual Hollywood gala at which these superlative thespians award themselves for being such great humanitarians.  PHOTO SOURCE : Getty/tmz.com
"All of them are soooo unseasonably tan," observes Longines. 

"It's the Golden Globe Glow," jokes Tom Thomas.

"It's Hollywood's subtle jab at the 99%," concludes the Gerbil.  "We're rich and can afford luxurious winter vacations.  You're poor and have to shovel snow."

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