IN BRIEF: Photos Pummel Perry's Presidential Prospects

Presidential Candidate Rick Perry truly enjoys a good corn dog.  PHOTO SOURCES: dallasvoice.com, mofopolitics.com, democraticunderground.com, cognitivedissonance.tumblr.com

Shrieks Longines, "OH MY!!"

IN BRIEF: Help Put the ASS Back in Harassment

PHOTO SOURCES: realclearpolitics.com, Reuters, unaccomplishedangler.com, deadlawyer

Says the Gerbil: "It's pronounced 'huh-RASS-ment', not 'HAH-rus-ment'!"